The Beginning

Blogging. Seems like the perfect way to express my long-suppressed creativity, so why has it taken me so long to decide to create a blog? Well, quite simply, I’m a lazy kid. I have tried, countless times to keep a diary, or to finish writing a story, but I just seem to have a terribly short attention span. But perhaps blogging is the way to go. But what to blog about? I ask myself. What are my interests? What do I have to say that others could consider to be interesting? This is the part where I fall on the floor in spasms of horror. What if I’m a boring person? What if I have nothing to say that anyone would like to read about? Then I recover myself. Of course I’m not boring. Anyone who thinks I am must be crazy. I advise you to visit the nearest metal health facility.
Why a blog, though? Well, twitter is too short, and facebook is just way too personal. I would like to retain some sense of anonymity, so that I can go off on any tangents I want, without risking public humiliation.